When I was about 10...
When I was about 10 years old, I worked out that cars don’t fall over and that bikes do, so anything on two wheels must be avoided. By 20, my idealistic youth was behind me, I cleared my head and gave up being a Communist. At 30, an air hostess poured so much wine into my glass with such grace during a scary 10-hour flight that I proposed to her on the spot. She stupidly accepted, and my status as an eligible bachelor was over.
In another boost for...
In another boost for our campaign, the Highways Agency has revealed plans to research tailgating. Insiders said it will educate drivers to deter them from following too close. This should include the increased use of chevrons painted on the road - which we have called for - plus illuminated warning signs and cameras that detect distances between vehicles.